2 OLD LADIES & 1 OLD—TIMER

Gluten free crackers
Are vulnerable
To matzaball sauce

But the
Veteran of life
Erased the threat
With 1 grit

He was able
To open 2 cars
1 was blue
The other 1
Was white

The little nice
Old lady
Told me where
I can find
Access to gold
Is well hidden
On the shelves
And it’s invisible