HAPPY NEW YEAR
AGENT HAYNES


Florida is not a flower
It’s best to forget about it
Better take care of
That traffic
Congestion is not good
The arteries are not
At fault for your paranoia

Subject to a 100% inspection
This is not only a number
Or a mathematical symbol

I don’t understand
Your obsession
With Florida

Fishing has more flavors
In the Pacific
Fishing in Mexico
Is fun

Maybe we should
Go fishing together
I would be glad
To teach you Spanish

Once in Mexico
You can see what
Traffic is all about

And then perhaps
We could contemplate
The meaning of those lyrics
“If you waste time
Time will waste you”

You were right
You spoke the truth
The department of cars
Was closed