ANTIDOTE

The bright blue eyes
Yes that customer

He said to me
As I sat on the chair:

“This is the most sensible thing
I have ever seen”

I could only smile
Then he went on:

“I used to do this type of work
When I was little”

He was the nicest guy
And all of the sudden
I did not feel down anymore
Since I was
Written up

WHEN A BORDER INSPECTOR
WALKS AWAY HIDING HIS NAME
TAX PAYER DOLLARS @ WORK


Next time you say
"Hijo de puta"
Said it out loud
And said it to my face

It would help
If you get rid
Of your
Idiotic accent

The guy with the
Stop sign on his hand
Asked a sensible question
A cool cat
A levelheaded agent

But there’s no doubt
That you
Are an
Insignificant
Decrepit
Bastard

How much they pay you
To insult the mothers
Of border crossers?
You are
An imbecile

I don’t have
Your name
But I have
Your picture
How can I forget
Your nauseating face?
A Tijuana dog
Looks better than you