I suppose the following is kind of a strange Christmas gift.



Way to go, your alter poet is Jack Kerouac, who is
by FAR the coolest!


Who is Your Alter Poet?
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THE PARAMEDIC

He scrubs
The blood
Off the highway
Under the
Bright light
Fed by his
Portable generator
The fire engine
Is decorated
Like a Christmas sled

TREND

Hating the poor
Is a symptom
For murder

DEHIDRATION

Is like listening
To Purple Haze
And David Bowie’s Fame
At the same time.

THE FLU

I have been ill
The past 2 days
And I value
The visions
That come with
High fevers.

ONE FLESH

Sex is
An afterthought
In marriage
Good family
And good medicine
Are the trophies
Of the bedroom