MODEST MOUSE


You guys
Are now famous

I like your song
About a radio

I like it
Because at times
It sounds like
“Mexico”

I want to
Get another transceiver
One that has
Multi-bands
And is as
Portable as possible

One that is
Eco—friendly
One that gets you
Very High
On Frequencies

Perhaps
Since you
Are probably rich
You can help me
With this

THE FISHERMAN


I asked him
If he dared
Eat his catch
Since the waters
Are contaminated

He said that
Didn’t bother him
Because the fish
Do not live here

(The northwestern corner
Of Latin-American)

They swim down
From the north

They live
Up in La Jolla California

DAYAN TASSINARI RODRIGUEZ
CALIFORNIA DRIVERS LICENSE:
D41997118
CALIFORNIA LICENSE PLATE NUMBER:
7W08065


You looked like such
A good Italian boy
So I was nice to you
I even let you go
To Mexicali
Only God knows
What mayhem
You caused there

I didn’t call
The guys
With guns and radios
On you

And this is
How you thank me?
This is how you pay me?
Such dishonesty

Mediterranean lies
With olive oil
If I have to eat them
I might as well
Make them taste better

You looked
Like such a nice
Catholic boy
But your response
Is asking for love
Protestant style

PELIGRO
FIERROS
BATO
DEL AGUA


With such a sign on the fence
We could only stare at the
2 homeland security agents
Both of them were kneeling
Each next to a tire
And it looked like the sand
Was swallowing them
Along with their truck

On an Easter Sunday
Many years ago
Ironically it was during
During the cold war
Back when there was
No line on the sand
No rusted fence
No signs warning
Of a cat
Under water
Back then
When la migra jeeps
Got stuck on the sand
We could easily walk over
And help them

The border patrol agents
Would always smile
And say thank you
And they would always
Wave to us goodbye

But

They didn’t like it
If you told them
You wanted to see

Their judge
They would start cussing
And they would
Take out their
Handcuffs
And their bosses
Would pronounce
Words like
Sit down you
Son of a bitch

So all we could do
This time
Was to watch them
On their fours
On the ground
Because now
It would be dangerous
To walk next to them
They might
Get spooked and
Open fire