COPS IN TJ
2 nights in a row
I have been pulled over
The cops don’t ask
For money anymore
They just ask quick questions like:
“¿Cómo andas?”
And I said something to the effect of
“Ando bien”
I see how he’s holding his pistol
Ready pull it out
From his holster
Gringo style
I read his name badge
I always like to know the name
Of those who consider
Sending me
6 feet under
And I can tell he’s wearing
A bullet proof vest
I also know
I don’t have a chance
I reach for the glove compartment
To look for a lost
Vehicle registration card
And when he sees
My hand
Getting so close
He said
It’s okay
You can go
And I said
Something like
“Have a nice day”
Or something efficient
Like that
And the 1 that
Stopped me tonight
Had a lot of
Saints around
His wrist
And he saw
A lot of
Worn comfortable
Prayers around mine
He was concerned
With how I maneuver
My left turns
He asked me
Why I drive this way
And I could do
Was show him
The huevos
I had just bought
I told him I was
Running late
And that I needed to
Take care of my family
Then he said he was going to
Take me to a judge
And let him or her decide
If I needed to pay a fine
I told him I would follow him
And he said
“No, I will follow you”
I started my engine
And drove towards the
Unknown judge
Towards the unknown
Destination and I
Looked in my rearview mirror
I could see no police car
Following me
So I looked for this policeman
All over downtown
And I got tire of looking
And drove home
Amongst the unbearable traffic
2 nights in a row
I have been pulled over
The cops don’t ask
For money anymore
They just ask quick questions like:
“¿Cómo andas?”
And I said something to the effect of
“Ando bien”
I see how he’s holding his pistol
Ready pull it out
From his holster
Gringo style
I read his name badge
I always like to know the name
Of those who consider
Sending me
6 feet under
And I can tell he’s wearing
A bullet proof vest
I also know
I don’t have a chance
I reach for the glove compartment
To look for a lost
Vehicle registration card
And when he sees
My hand
Getting so close
He said
It’s okay
You can go
And I said
Something like
“Have a nice day”
Or something efficient
Like that
And the 1 that
Stopped me tonight
Had a lot of
Saints around
His wrist
And he saw
A lot of
Worn comfortable
Prayers around mine
He was concerned
With how I maneuver
My left turns
He asked me
Why I drive this way
And I could do
Was show him
The huevos
I had just bought
I told him I was
Running late
And that I needed to
Take care of my family
Then he said he was going to
Take me to a judge
And let him or her decide
If I needed to pay a fine
I told him I would follow him
And he said
“No, I will follow you”
I started my engine
And drove towards the
Unknown judge
Towards the unknown
Destination and I
Looked in my rearview mirror
I could see no police car
Following me
So I looked for this policeman
All over downtown
And I got tire of looking
And drove home
Amongst the unbearable traffic